THINGS I'VE THOUGHT I INVENTED BUT ACTUALLY ALREADY EXIST

  1. Stairs
  2. Flavored chips
    Or as I named them in the note I left myself, predipped chips
  3. An Orlando Bloom fan base
    People had actually seen The Lord of the Ring movies?
  4. Tween angst
  5. Socks
    Gloves for your feet
  6. Brushing teeth in the shower
  7. Magnetic shark repellent surfboard
  8. Bacon dipped in pancake batter
    Still haven't seen anyone else do it but apparently they do. Whatever. You can't take what I already ate.
  9. David- "What if you had skateboards for both feet?"
    ..you mean rollerblades? It's ok, we've all been there.