THINGS I'VE THOUGHT I INVENTED BUT ACTUALLY ALREADY EXIST
- •Flavored chipsOr as I named them in the note I left myself, predipped chips
- •An Orlando Bloom fan basePeople had actually seen The Lord of the Ring movies?
- •Tween angst
- •SocksGloves for your feet
- •Brushing teeth in the shower
- •Magnetic shark repellent surfboard
- •Bacon dipped in pancake batterStill haven't seen anyone else do it but apparently they do. Whatever. You can't take what I already ate.
- •David- "What if you had skateboards for both feet?"..you mean rollerblades? It's ok, we've all been there.