Ways I'd spend $100

If I happened upon $100 and had no unmet financial commitments, I'd
  1. Buy a DNA test for my pet
    What variety of mutt are you, Buddy?
  2. Buy a DNA test for me
    What variety of mutt am I?
  3. Coffee accessories
    I'm always open for a new excuse to drink more
  4. Costumes for dogs
    My friend's chihuahua-pug (chug) would make the perfect raptor
  5. That eShakti dress
    that I keep saying I'll get for myself when my weight is stable.