New Semester Resolutions

  1. No A-'s
    DonT EVEN THINK about B's
  2. Nap less
  3. Read more
  4. Exercise 5 days a week
    Moderately
  5. Hike on Saturday mornings
  6. Read ahead
  7. Go out even when you're sad
  8. Enjoy sweets
  9. Get off social media
    No one cares what ur up to
  10. Call home more often
  11. Smile at people
    Be /fukin/ nice
  12. Stay busy, not overworked
  13. Don't let people treat you poorly
  14. Text first
  15. Stop lusting
    Start loving
  16. Stay affectionate