Things everyone really gives a shit about except me

Just like not caring
  1. The Office
    It's a great show, I just won't watch it again. Also, sorry BJ Novak I do still love you
  2. Classic films
    Shut up
  3. Star Wars
    Please shut up
  4. How long a snapchat story is
  5. Belief in a higher being
    Not agnostic or atheist just don't care
  6. When the cover of the book has the actors from the movie on it
    Take some pride in learning about a book after the movie was announced.
  7. Smelling nice
    I'm just gross
  8. Harry Potter
  9. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
    Neither as individuals nor a duo.
  10. Hamilton
  11. The cold side of the pillow