THE EXACT THOUGHT SEQUENCE THAT RUNS THROUGH MY MIND EACH SATURDAY MORNING

  1. *Groan* it's 8 a.m., why am I awake? I should go back to sleep. I deserve the rest!
  2. Life is short. You should wake up and be productive, try something new, or find another way to make the most of your time off!
  3. *Wakes up*