Signs It Might Be Too Hard at 49 to Have a Toddler

  1. Hearing the word CAR!! 58 times in 10 minutes as you drive on the freeway induces a migraine.
  2. Dealing with parents who need Depends and changing diapers at the same time.
  3. Contemplating another two years of the Wiggles makes you want to fly to Australia just to tell Anthony to shut up, already.
  4. Remembering 3 1/2 and realizing you'll be 51 when it happens.
  5. Walking around this tired at this age makes you forget how much you love being a parent and publish a cranky-ass list like this.