Some of the Statements I Heard Other Parents Say in the Last 24 Hours.
- •Please, please get your hand out of the dog's bowl.
- •What did you just flush down the toilet?
- •No, you cannot drive the truck. I'm sure that does make you sad.
- •Did you get another bloody nose? Whack yourself in the face with your own knee while you were on the trampoline? Too bad.
- •I really don't think your sister called you a stupid-ass poopy head butt nutty. I'm pretty sure you made that up.
- •Is that poop in your hair?
- •Give me that back.
- •Seriously, we're not going in there. No. Come on. Let's go. Oh come on. Just stop.