Things I say to my pugs during a typical day...

I have three silly pugs that are adorable and annoying.
  1. STOP LICKING! Rosie is the primary licker. She keeps eyes, ears and buttholes clean.
  2. GET OUTTA THE CAT BOX!!
    Kitty roca upsets their stomachs. Dummies.
  3. SHHHHH! Stop barking!
    Jesus H. There isn't even anything there!!
  4. AWWW, You're so cute, I love you!