What I Wanna See at the Bronx Zoo Today
My personal checklist
- •A really legit turtle coveWhere turtles are like scootin' on and off a nice log and goin' for a good dip, and generally having an awesome time. Always the tippy top of my list.
- •Two animals in loveBonus if they are not the same animal.
- •Something HELLA soft-lookingLike so soft it's sort of sexual.
- •Something hyper
- •Something with an inexplicable printI know "print" is not the right word but basically all I mean is GIMME STRIPES AND SPOTS WHERE IT JUST AINT RIGHT.
- •a BUNCH of mama-baby duosHonestly if the zoo doesn't have these I'm gonna be a huge bitch about it.
- •Just to reiterate: I need foals and cubs and kids and piglets and chicks and DEF teeny insubordinate monkeys holding on to their moms by the neckINFANTS ON INFANTS ON INFANTS OR GTFO
- •Something big that doesn't give a fuckLike sticking ass-out behind a big rock and isn't coming out for anybody
- •A really sweet human famLike where a teenager is pushing his baby sis in a stroller or some shit ❤️