Dream TV Guest Star Roles
Emmy for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series here I come!
- •SCHIZOPHRENIC HOTTIE, GREY'S ANATOMYI play Liza, Seattle Grace's (is it still called Seattle Grace) interim schizo. I run up and down the hallways smoking cigarettes and lighting people on fire. Meredith calls me toxic. I sleep with T.R. Knight's ghost in a on-call room. I die because Bailey leaves a scalpel inside of me after a routine surgery and it punctures my heart.
- •CONNIVING, YOUNG CONGRESSMAN, HOUSE OF CARDSI play Dalton, the Hill's new bad boy. I'm constantly asking if they can "turn the lights on" because it seems like no one in this version of D.C. pays their electricity bill. I have an affair with Frank...and Claire...and Doug....and Remy...and Corey Stoll (love you bb). They all find out and murder me Julius Caesar style, in the Oval Office.
- •BABY FIXER, SCANDALRemember those episodes of Scandal when Kerry Washington was pregnant IRL, so they made her stand in front of lampshades or hold really big purses to hide it? Well, what if Shonda just kind of went with it. Enter me as Seymour Fitzgerald, the love child of Olivia and the President. I'd come out of the womb with a white trench coat and a glass of Cab. I could also be a fixer but for other high-clientele babies. Imagine this gif but instead of Olivia, it's an infant with a really big hat.
- •MODERN BOY, GAME OF THRONESTristan is my name and being a 2016 millennial in a medieval freak world is my game. I'll come into GOT through a wormhole I found via "chronic googling". I'll cyber bully one of Khaleesi's dragons to death and sleep with a Lannister. (I'll conclude this by saying I'm not quite sure what George R.R. Tolkien's [?] rules on time travel are...but the last episode I watched Arya takes three faces off of her own face and then she went blind -- so I think I'll be okay)