1. People ask me to leave my house and do things like go out dancing
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  2. When they talk about music I've never heard of but I pretend I like it so I don't look lame
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  3. Listening to the opinion of children and trying not to slap some sense into them
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  4. When I tell them how old I am they act like I'm the crypt keeper
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