REASONS MY OFFICE MAKES ME THINK I AM IN A TIME WARP
or: how I know I don't work at a startup. @AnneS please add
- •the Internet crashes when it rains(reason I am currently listing)
- •I am in constant need of reinforcementsI asked @gabe to steal some from his office since they give them free things there. he asked me: what is a reinforcement?
- •our preferred mode of communication is fax
- •my desk phone looks like this and does not ring when receiving a call
- •there are 3 unique keys but 25 officessecurity wasn't always a thing right?
- •I think we are all going to get asbestos poisoning
- •Parts of our building make me think of a what a troll's lair would look like on Middle Earth@shayna particularly the random staircase to nowhere when you walk in on the first floor
- •I do not have an answering machine/voicemail on my phone
- •patients often call from pay phones or landlines
- •above mentioned staircase /troll's lair
- •It is so hot in the building in the winter that I have to wear sandals and my coworker uses a fan and it is so cold in the summer that my other coworker uses a space heater.