SCENARIOS IN WHICH I TELL MYSELF I AM SECRETLY STARRING IN A ROMANTIC DRAMEDY

Scenes co-narrated in my head by Mindy Lahiri and Kimmy Schmidt
  1. Tripping, on a good hair day, while someone is watching
    Bonus if holding coffee and none spills
  2. Looking out of a rainy window
    Head tilted "without realizing"
  3. Speeding up on a runway
    And letting out a sigh for no reason
  4. Listening to any top 40 song
    or saying "shut up and dance with me" in a really smooth and cool way