SCENARIOS IN WHICH I TELL MYSELF I AM SECRETLY STARRING IN A ROMANTIC DRAMEDY
Scenes co-narrated in my head by Mindy Lahiri and Kimmy Schmidt
- •Tripping, on a good hair day, while someone is watchingBonus if holding coffee and none spills
- •Looking out of a rainy windowHead tilted "without realizing"
- •Speeding up on a runwayAnd letting out a sigh for no reason
- •Listening to any top 40 songor saying "shut up and dance with me" in a really smooth and cool way