THINGS I WILL ALWAYS CLAIM TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THAN I ACTUALLY DO

I know some things. I will also nod and exclaim YEA in a high pitched voice, and then give you "advice" about some things. This is a list of those things.
  1. health care premiums
  2. people liking/not liking cilantro
  3. new yorker columnists
  4. when to leave for the airport
  5. varieties of lettuce
  6. places in europe