WHY I WAS ON GLASS 3 BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE WAS ON GLASS 2
Or: Seder Quotes from my Grandma, and Steve vs Christa
- •Catholic cousin in law Christa corrects Jewish friend Steve's pronunciation of "Hashem"she was right
- •"Sophie! You know Sophie Glichlich! Shifra's machatanester!"A lot to unpack here
- •Steve: Slavery? I'll tell you modern Slavery: You millennials are indentured servants to FacebookChrista FLIPPED OUT and they fought for the remaining 3 hours
- •After describing Facebook to grandma: "i see so the Facebook is very good for lonely people, because it is cheaper than a psychiatrist"she NAILED it even though all I said was "it's a website where you can talk to people and look at their pictures"
- •"And then from Siberia we went to Uzbekistan. Those Uzbeks are gorgeous people, they don't look Asian at all"Grandma's editorials on her own life story