I was just really feeling alliteration-y this morning. Feel free to detest me for this irrelevant list
  1. 3! The number of cookies I had this morning while waiting for the bus.
    The wait was much longer than anticipated, and as such, more cookies were eaten than desired.
  2. 28! The number of minutes I was late to work today.
    See above.
  3. 10! The number of people who didn't fit, yet still were on, my already full bus
    Thanks for letting me read your Bumble conversations (over your shoulder), pink UGG boot girl! Shit was ~steamy~
  4. 1! The number of cute boys who smiled at me on the T
    Jk it was 0. But a nice guy made me laugh (his name was Peter Sagal, thank you podcasts)