214 reasons Hyperbole ruins lives

Just suppose that every time you exaggerated it came true?
  1. Speeding
  2. Way, way to many potatoes
    Describing how much food you ate
  3. Buildings would be way closer together
    Oh yeah, sure Rachel, it's just around the corner, not half an hour away, and there are certainly no traffic lights. Tickets are no joke kids
  4. 106% of teenagers would be dead
    "I died when I read this"
  5. Economic collapse
    This may seem inevitable anyway, but suddenly somethings would be very cheap, and other things would require the loss of limbs
  6. This list
    Clearly, there are not 214 things here. Some hyperbole is just straight up false