Quotes From Today

apparently alli is the funny one in this relationship
  1. do you know where the nail emoji is?
    -me
  2. "I'm tryna grow my ass"
    -Alli
  3. "GOD DAB IT"
    -Alli (when the puppy peed on the carpet)
  4. "what's your stripper name gonna be?"
    -Alli to the puppy
  5. "probably Franklin"
    -again, alli to the puppy
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