Quotes From Today

apparently alli is the funny one in this relationship
  1. do you know where the nail emoji is?
  2. "I'm tryna grow my ass"
  3. "GOD DAB IT"
    -Alli (when the puppy peed on the carpet)
  4. "what's your stripper name gonna be?"
    -Alli to the puppy
  5. "probably Franklin"
    -again, alli to the puppy
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