When I Can't Sleep, Things I Wish My Dogs Didn't Do

  1. Fart.
  2. Stick their noses in my face at 6 am.
  3. Fart.
  4. Poop in my flowerbeds.
  5. Poop at all.
  6. Eat the cat's poop.
  7. Fart.
  8. Snore.
  9. Fart while they're snoring.
  10. Shed.
  11. Fart while they're shedding.
  12. Fart.