Things my father says in response to every possible occasion

  1. 1.
    "It's going to rain"
  2. 2.
    "Better watch the weather"
  3. 3.
    "It's not hot enough"
  4. 4.
    "It's too dry"
  5. 5.
    "This is over cooked"
  6. 6.
    "This needs salt"
  7. 7.
    "Where have you been, it's late"
    This is especially funny since I don't live with them
  8. 8.
    "You don't need that"
  9. 9.
    "Where are you going? That'll just waste gas. "
  10. 10.
    "This damn computer"