ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

Inspired by @roaringsoftly (PS I gave my best friend one of your Liz Lemon prints for her birthday)
  1. I'm Shelby.
    I joined li.st yesterday.
  2. I'm 23 now
    Will I live to see 24 (probably)
  3. I'm a journalist in Chattanooga, TN
    I don't write things anymore
  4. I'm acquiring two tiny cats tomorrow
    I'm naming them Martie (grey) and Leo (orange)
  5. Yes after Martin Scorsese and Leo DiCaprio
    It's better than Darnell and Cooper
  6. I watch a lot of things (typical binge-watcher)
    And I love talking about those things
  7. Just here for the
  8. .
    I wrote this whilst taking a buzzed bubble bath at 2:30 am