TIMES PEOPLE FORGOT I EXISTED

  1. In rehearsal for a school play, the director stopped and said "oh my gosh we didn't cast the friar!" Except I was the friar.
  2. I was at the mall with some German exchange students and I went to the bathroom and the person that drove us all there literally drove home without me
  3. My friends were all playing hide and seek and they forgot to find me.
    We were all sober, and this has happened twice.
  4. I was marked absent I don't know how many times throughout high school on days when I was sitting literally right there in class