Ranked in order of strangeness
  1. Denim maxi skirts
  2. Sunglasses inside
  3. Floppy hats inside
    Paired with the indoor sunglasses, of course
  4. Sketchers shape-ups
    ON A PLANE (where you are not walking)
  5. Beachy fedoras
  6. A full-on wall outlet monopoly
  7. A lifetime's share of tourist t-shirts