Things you see at the airport that you wish you didn't

Ranked in order of strangeness
  1. Denim maxi skirts
  2. Sunglasses inside
  3. Floppy hats inside
    Paired with the indoor sunglasses, of course
  4. Sketchers shape-ups
    ON A PLANE (where you are not walking)
  5. Beachy fedoras
  6. A full-on wall outlet monopoly
  7. A lifetime's share of tourist t-shirts