10 Films I Am Ashamed to Say I've Never Seen
I've never seen these movies, and I'm ashamed. Why haven't I seen them? Probably because I was too busy watching Sister Act Ii: Back in the Habit.
- •CasablancaI know. Shut up.
- •Citizen KaneListen, I don't need to hear from you right now.
- •The Shawshank RedemptionDon't look at me.
- •The MatrixGet that judgement out of your eyes
- •Reservoir DogsThe sad part: I'd probably love it.
- •Singin' in the RainThe shame physically pains me
- •A Streetcar Named DesireThere's really no excuse
- •The Big LebowskiI've lied about seeing this so many times
- •Blade RunnerI'm sorry
- •The ShiningHeeeeerrrrre's Shelby's shame