I'm probably not going to bounce back tbh
  1. All those diet cokes
    Internal damage is almost guaranteed
  2. My extended use of some steroidal nasal sprays
    I get a lot of nose bleeds
  3. All that American Cheese I ate as a child
    I don't know that I've ever digested any of it
  4. I've flossed only like 10 times this year
    🙃
  5. Swallowing that gum before my high school theater audition
    I got the part, but at what cost?
  6. All the War Heads I ate in the 1990's
    I think I still have chemical burns
  7. 25 years of societal pressure
    I mean...