But seriously why.
  1. Fuckin' Sperry's, man
  2. Football
    Everything sports.
  3. Cadet "teaching"
    An excuse to leave school to go to Sonic
  4. Being just the right amount of hick with a splash of asshole
  5. Being a smart ass toward the teacher
  6. Hanging out at the Pilot gas station?
  7. "The Nook"
    The special corner of the senior lockers that everyone wanted
  8. Ordering lunch "a la carte"
    Those Bosco sticks though..
  9. Somehow being in Student Council while playing a sport and singing in a choir or participating in theatre..
    Bitches be cray