5 THINGS I HOPE PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK
- •That they should not ask me to help them moveThis is more of a suggestion than a hope
- •That they like how much I like to sleepNobody likes how much I like to sleep
- •That I speak very good SpanishThis is 100% being said by my future life partner's mother who only speaks Spanish (and is said in Spanish obvi)
- •That that girl across the street is always naked in her window and they don't mindMy curtains are very sheer. I also hope that these people have not seen me in bad underwear or singing shakira.
- •That I look like someone who has their life organized.Someone did say this about me today LOL LOL and more LOLs