CONVERSATIONS I FOUND ON MY PHONE WITH JANE THAT CONFUSE AND DELIGHT ME

Also, reasons why Jane is a total babe catch who is hilarious and knows a lot about things and who John Mayer should definitely date and I know you have this app because you liked @alissamaynot 's list, JOHN.
  1. She always surprises me with things like, she learned Norwegian?!
  2. Her idiom game STRONG
  3. She helps me with math, she is so brainy! Your mother will be so impressed.
  4. She knows sports! What a 21st century chick who can hang out with the dudes but also wax poetic about feminism
  5. She may already have a "boyfriend" John but I don't think you're the kind of guy who is thwarted by such obstacles
  6. She has experience caring for animals! She is going to make such a good mother (if you guys decide to go down that route)
  7. Why did I save this? Are we even having a conversation with each other?
  8. Just fucking ask her out on a date already John Mayer
  9. Update: she does not care that much about you which dudes loveeee right?!
  10. Flexible I DONT THINK I HAVE TO INSINUATE WHAT THAT MEANS (I just did)