CONVERSATIONS I FOUND ON MY PHONE WITH JANE THAT CONFUSE AND DELIGHT ME
Also, reasons why Jane is a total babe catch who is hilarious and knows a lot about things and who John Mayer should definitely date and I know you have this app because you liked @alissamaynot 's list, JOHN.
- •She always surprises me with things like, she learned Norwegian?!
- •Her idiom game STRONG
- •She helps me with math, she is so brainy! Your mother will be so impressed.
- •She knows sports! What a 21st century chick who can hang out with the dudes but also wax poetic about feminism
- •She may already have a "boyfriend" John but I don't think you're the kind of guy who is thwarted by such obstacles
- •She has experience caring for animals! She is going to make such a good mother (if you guys decide to go down that route)
- •Why did I save this? Are we even having a conversation with each other?
- •Just fucking ask her out on a date already John Mayer
- •Update: she does not care that much about you which dudes loveeee right?!
- •Flexible I DONT THINK I HAVE TO INSINUATE WHAT THAT MEANS (I just did)