Also, reasons why Jane is a total babe catch who is hilarious and knows a lot about things and who John Mayer should definitely date and I know you have this app because you liked @alissamaynot 's list, JOHN.
  1. She always surprises me with things like, she learned Norwegian?!
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  2. Her idiom game STRONG
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  3. She helps me with math, she is so brainy! Your mother will be so impressed.
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  4. She knows sports! What a 21st century chick who can hang out with the dudes but also wax poetic about feminism
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  5. She may already have a "boyfriend" John but I don't think you're the kind of guy who is thwarted by such obstacles
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  6. She has experience caring for animals! She is going to make such a good mother (if you guys decide to go down that route)
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  7. Why did I save this? Are we even having a conversation with each other?
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  8. Just fucking ask her out on a date already John Mayer
  9. Update: she does not care that much about you which dudes loveeee right?!
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  10. Flexible I DONT THINK I HAVE TO INSINUATE WHAT THAT MEANS (I just did)
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