LAST 5 TEXTS I RECEIVED
- •"Gaaaaahhhh boo. I hope he's happy (sort of) but mostly not. (Which I can totally wish bc I don't know him)"Best friend proving why she is my lady love (Because she is a loyal friend but unfailingly kind)
- •"We will probably get ListApp previews"@originalamericantreat and I discussing how booty it is to wait till fall for feminine wonder @lenadunham 's debut of Lenny Letter
- •"Heyyyyyyy tell me all the things"I did. I told her all the things of the world.
- •"Did you used to work in that building?"A building collapsed down the street from my apartment. A concerned coworker.
- •"Okay, as long as you come bearing gifts you're good."People don't mind if you run late if you bring cake.