PROS/ CONS OF HAVING SEX WITH MY EX THIS WEEKEND
I'm going to a wedding this weekend
- •SexThis one is obvious so I'm gonna get it out of the way right out of the gate
- •He has nice hairI've been only seeing only 32-38 year old men lately and I would really appreciate a good head of hair
- •He is less than 32-38 years oldI'm really grasping at straws now because I actually am very fond of this age group of men
- •He is my ex for a lot of very valid reasonsHe wouldn't even read feminist comics with me what's that all about?
- •I've been moving and very poor and only eating macaroni and cheese latelySo I gained a little weight give me a break
- •He does not believe in affirmative actionThis is very important to me in a sex partner
- •I am still mad at him for the time that I had a dream where he made me walk across a lot of glass in order to get into a party full of his friends that I didn't even like
- •If I do it then I will not be disappointing him which is one of my top 5 favorite things to doLike I said, we broke up for a lot of valid reasons
- •He has nice hairThis is also a con because he kind of looks like this Asian girl I went to high school with who had a baby with a blonde dude with nice hair and the baby came out looking exactly like my ex. My ex looks like a blonde Asian baby.
- •Does this wedding even have an open bar?I am probably going to have sex with my ex this weekend