I'm going to a wedding this weekend
  1. Pros:
  2. Sex
    This one is obvious so I'm gonna get it out of the way right out of the gate
  3. He has nice hair
    I've been only seeing only 32-38 year old men lately and I would really appreciate a good head of hair
  4. He is less than 32-38 years old
    I'm really grasping at straws now because I actually am very fond of this age group of men
  5. Cons:
  6. He is my ex for a lot of very valid reasons
    He wouldn't even read feminist comics with me what's that all about?
  7. I've been moving and very poor and only eating macaroni and cheese lately
    So I gained a little weight give me a break
  8. He does not believe in affirmative action
    This is very important to me in a sex partner
  9. I am still mad at him for the time that I had a dream where he made me walk across a lot of glass in order to get into a party full of his friends that I didn't even like
  10. If I do it then I will not be disappointing him which is one of my top 5 favorite things to do
    Like I said, we broke up for a lot of valid reasons
  11. He has nice hair
    This is also a con because he kind of looks like this Asian girl I went to high school with who had a baby with a blonde dude with nice hair and the baby came out looking exactly like my ex. My ex looks like a blonde Asian baby.
  12. Does this wedding even have an open bar?
    I am probably going to have sex with my ex this weekend