THAT THING WHERE YOU CRY PRIVATELY IN PUBLIC DOES NOT WORK OUTSIDE OF NYC
To my shock and dismay...
- •Man I was listing to a song that really punched my heart in the dick.
- •I was sitting on a plane in Miami...
- •I thought, "This song makes me feel some sadness, I will cry because no one gives a fuck!"
- •The flight attendant looked at me during his safety speech and looked very alarmed.
- •The lady next to me said," Are you ok sweetheart?"
- •The lady across the aisle looked very concerned.
- •My first instinct was to say " EW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??? LET'S GET IT TOGETHER AND ACT LIKE CIVILIZED HUMANS!"
- •But they were.
- •They were doing that.