THAT THING WHERE YOU CRY PRIVATELY IN PUBLIC DOES NOT WORK OUTSIDE OF NYC

To my shock and dismay...
  1. Man I was listing to a song that really punched my heart in the dick.
  2. I was sitting on a plane in Miami...
  3. I thought, "This song makes me feel some sadness, I will cry because no one gives a fuck!"
  4. The flight attendant looked at me during his safety speech and looked very alarmed.
  5. The lady next to me said," Are you ok sweetheart?"
  6. The lady across the aisle looked very concerned.
  7. My first instinct was to say " EW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??? LET'S GET IT TOGETHER AND ACT LIKE CIVILIZED HUMANS!"
  8. But they were.
  9. They were doing that.