Don't tell my boss
  1. Read
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    It's very hard to read with this crackhead outside telling everyone to "go suck a dick you motherfuckers!!!!".
  2. Make my budget
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    Verrrry complex system where I divide my money into categories of spending and then I put it all back in my purse and spend it on wine
  3. Make a teenie tiny mint julep
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    Because it is hilarious and adorable
  4. Have a midday glass of rosé
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    Because I want to be a French girl when I grow up
  5. Lists
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    See what I did there?