WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?!?? THINGS I DO AT WORK INSTEAD OF WORKING

Don't tell my boss
  1. Read
    It's very hard to read with this crackhead outside telling everyone to "go suck a dick you motherfuckers!!!!".
  2. Make my budget
    Verrrry complex system where I divide my money into categories of spending and then I put it all back in my purse and spend it on wine
  3. Make a teenie tiny mint julep
    Because it is hilarious and adorable
  4. Have a midday glass of rosé
    Because I want to be a French girl when I grow up
  5. Lists
    See what I did there?