These are the apps that make me dim the display and hold the phone low and close to my person.
  1. Shazaam
    A tacit admission that I'm out of touch.
  2. Soundhound
    See above.
  3. Groupon
    Tacit admission I'm cheap or poor.
  4. OKCupid
    A tacit admission that I'm single, horny, and/or lonely.
  5. Coffee Meets Bagel
    See above.
  6. Bumble
    Above.
  7. Clover
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  8. Tinder
  9. Hinge
    ☝🏻
  10. Happn
    🖕🏻
  11. MyFitnessPal
    Tacit admission that I count every calorie.
  12. IMDb (sometimes)
    As with Soundhound and Shazaam, using it is a tacit admission that there's something I don't know.
  13. Facebook (sometimes)
    Tacit admission I'm a millennial.