IT ALL STARTED WITH A LITTLE AMBIEN....

The nights get shorter, the events get weirder....
  1. It started with small chats that I wouldn't remember....
  2. Slowly it moved up to purchasing small items on Etsy or eBay... A new three dollar bracelet or an inexpensive art poster. I would get bills for deliveries and wonder "who the hell ordered this shit!" "It certainly wasn't me!"
  3. Now I've gotten more daring! Upped the antey by going from half a tablet to a full tablet!! Fulfilled in the sense of complete ease and relaxation ,while all the while completely oblivious that I am even conscience AT ALL...
  4. So it started to get darker... A week passes and I get an email for an order delivery date for a Room and Board 2000k chair...."when can I have it delivered,the drivers ask?!" WTF!!?? I need to get a handle on this thing
  5. The worst is when I wake up with no clothes on and a severe case of a urinary tract infection! I can't pee and the pain is like I'm on fire every time i move... What the HELL happened to me for Gods sake.....sure enough, my husband comes walking in while whistling with a happy gait in his step and tells me last night i was an animal!
  6. Good Gawd!!! We've got new furniture to return and a medical condition that hurts like a motherfucker!
  7. Henceforth, I have discontinued the aggrieved drug..... And alas! I sleep less however my shopping has diminished profoundly