Things that make my adorable Serbian mother cry

Why this sweet, wonderful, nurturing, ridiculous woman seemingly spontaneously bursts into tears, I many never know. But it's hilarious.
  1. Performance art - various
  2. Having dining tables in kitchens, rather than in dining rooms
  3. Her collection of old jam/peanut butter jars
  4. Kobe Bryant's final game
  5. Tom Waits' performance before Kobe's final game
  6. The retelling of Tom Waits' performance before Kobe's final game
  7. When she has to throw out broken plates and mugs