Jokes That Will Literally Mooove Your Gut!
Don't be afraid to laugh, it's okay to admit that these are pretty hilarious! 😂🤓
- 1.Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef.
- 2.Q: What do you call a sad cow? A: Udderly depressed
- 3.Q: What animal lives on a farm and goes "Oooo"? A: A cow with no lips.
- 4.Q: What do you call a cow that twitches? A: Beef Jerky
- 5.Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? A: Lean Beef
- 6.Q: What do you call a cow who just gave birth? A: DeCALFenated
- 7.Q: What do cows do for entertainment? A: They go to the MOOvies.
- 8.Q: Why are cows such bad listeners? A: Because it will just go in one ear and out the UDDER.
- 9.Q: What would be a dream job for a cow? A: Baker; because they are excellent at making cow pies.
- 10.Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school? A: MOOsic, PsyCOWology and COWculus.
- 11.Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A: A Milkshake
- 12.Q: What kind of car would a cow drive? A: A Cattle-ac.
- 13.Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? A: Milk and Quackers
- 14.Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: A laughing stock.
- 15.Q: Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? A: He kept repeating, OOOOMMM!
- 16.Q: What did the astronaut say when he found bones on the moon? A: Looks like the cow didn't make it.
- 17.Q: What did the bored cow say when she woke up in the morning? A: "It's just an UDDER day."