Assurance I Never Imagined Having to Make
Alternate Title: I am so, so, sorry, future sex-ed teacher
- •Me: Aviva, wear your hat. It's hot out.
- •Aviva: I can't. There are penis germs in it
- •Me: What?
- •Aviva: Benji put his penis in it to bug me the other day.
- •Me: Has it been more than a 24-hour period? When did this happen?
- •Aviva: The other day
- •Me: Phewf. You're good. Penis germs only last for 24 hours. It's a known fact.
- •Aviva: How long is 24 hours?
- •Me: One day and one night. You are okay. Especially because it was a hat. Penis germs don't last as long in hats.
- •Aviva: Okay, that's lucky (puts hat on).
- •Me: I will be right back. I'm just going to have a quick word with your brother.