Benji is my seven-year-old
  1. Benji: Let's think of words that rhyme with before
  2. Me: Okay, abhor
  3. Benji: Ahore!
  4. Me: WHAT?
  5. Benji: Ahore. Like...ahore. You're ahore!
  6. Me: What does that mean?
  7. Benji: I don't know. I just made it up.
  8. Me: Is it one word or two?
  9. Benji: Two.
  10. Me: Let's play a different game.