Exciting Things That Have Happened to Me Recently
It's a short list.
- •Finding my first age spot and being sad. Washing it off and being happy.Turned out it was chocolate
- •Walking with my giant stroller and having some likely hoodlums yell "MILF" out their car window.Take note young listers, one day your standards will sink to this level too.
- •Discovering that lemon Popsicles don't stainThey are transparent. And delicious. Goodbye dastardly strawberry and grape.
- •Realizing that I know my credit card number by heartHassle-free online shopping, here I come
- •Discovering that my twenty-month-old doesn't recognize white chocolate as something yummy.No sharing required.
- •No explanation necessary