Food Only Moms Eat

  1. Questionable fruit (sometimes in salad form)(very nice in oatmeal provided it's not grapes or melon)
  2. Expired dairy (the dates are only suggestions, right?)
  3. Other people's breadcrusts
  4. Other people's apple cores (sometimes it's easier than holding it until you get to a garbage)
  5. Soggy cookies (Saliva? Water? Does it matter?)
  6. Floor food
  7. Dry Cheerios (from the bottom of your purse)
  8. Open granola bars (bonus points if the top is stale)
  9. Ice cream and popsicle drippings (to stop it from dripping down child's arm)
  10. Half-eaten cheese strings
  11. Stolen Halloween candy (there have to be some perks, right?)