Instant Signs That We Can Never Be (Mom) Friends

  1. Your baby has pierced ears
  2. Your child has an item of clothing with the word "sexy" on it.
  3. You smell like cigarettes and or strong perfume
  4. You take your kid to the park but won't let her get dirty
  5. You have twins with near-identical or rhyming names
  6. You constantly talk about how hard/exausting it is to raise children