Most Embarrassing Moment
Rated-R for mature audiences.
- •First some background informationIt might be too personal, is that possible on this app?
- •Here it is:Last chance to turn back.
- •I am a regular bikini waxerI have have been going for waxes every four weeks for many years (even while pregnant).
- •Now for the storySince we've gotten the awkwardness out of the way (mostly).
- •My kids and I were walking home from the park and my daughter announced that she REALLY had to peeIt was around 7 p.m.
- •So we stopped at the closest pubIt was very crowded
- •They have a single bathroom immediately off the barLarge enough for all my kids to pile in
- •My daughter peed and I decided that I might as well go tooWe could hear the chatter from just beyond the bathroom door
- •I pull down my pantsAnd my daughter sees my almost-ready-to-wax bikini area (it was Thursday and my appointment was Saturday).
- •And says: "Mommy! Your vagina is sooo hairy"Loudly. Above the chatter.
- •I frozeAnd resisted the urge to yell "is not!". It took so much self-control.
- •I also thought about mentioning my upcoming appointment, loudly.Or starting a conversation about a little girl named Regina who has a lot of hair 🙄
- •Instead, I decided to just say shhhhhhhhhAnd plan my escape
- •I considered waiting until closing time to leaveBut as that was six or seven hours away, it wasn't practical
- •So we washed hands and slunk outWhile I looked at the floor, praying that I wouldnt see anyone I knew.
- •The end.