Reasons Not To Potty Train Your Toddler
- •You will never again get to the front of the return line at Costco on a busy SaturdayShe will always have an emergency of the most urgent nature when there is one person left in front of you.
- •Sanitary napkin disposals will hereinafter be mistaken for wonderful, tiny toy boxes.
- •Nature will inevitably call the moment you and your other children sit down at the last table in a busy food court.Your other kids will be eating spaghetti.
- •Automatic toiletsNothing can describe the terror of having it flush while she is siting on it.
- •Car trips.And by "car trip" I mean anything longer than five minutes. Actually three. You should probably just stay home.
- •You will never again be able to have an uninterrupted mealShe will have to pee at least thrice
- •OuthousesYou will have to choose between holding your child as she squirms on the giant cavernous seat or keeping the door propped open with your foot. It will be a tough call.
- •Snowsuits.These will have a diuretic effect.