Signs Number 8797, 8798 and 8799 That I am 1000 Years Old

  1. I was working out to the MuchMusic countdown at the hotel gym
    This is the Canadian MTV. Sign 8788.
  2. I looked up from my phone to check out the very excellent song that was playing
    Yes, I send email and li.st while on the elliptical machine.
  3. It was a Coke commercial.
    Sigh
  4. I just searched for a GIF welcoming me to my Carlsberg years
    But people who use GIFS are apparently too young to remember those commercials (as no GIFS exist).
  5. Oh well. At least we can bond over Coke
    And their delightful ads.