The Pinnacle of Grown-upness
Spoliler alert: it wasn't parenthood, employment, home ownership, marriage, taxes or buying wrinkle cream
- •I bought Irish Spring soapMy mom always said that it was too junky.
- •But yesterday I saw it in the store and bought it because I am a grown-up womanAnd I have wanted to try it for thirty years.
- •Today I feel as fresh as a lepraucaun who showered in a waterfall surrounded by a field of clover.That's super-fresh. In case it wasn't obvious.
- •Why did I wait so long?