Things I Would Rather Do Than Pack

Three kids. Two nights. Unpredictable weather.
  1. Watch sports
    The kind with a ball or a puck
  2. Drink a green smoothie
    Vegetable flavour, not pistachio
  3. Listen to you talk about your naturopath
    And say dumb stuff about how giving up sugar and gluten changed your life.
  4. Watch paint dry
    After being spilled all over my hardwood floors
  5. Bathe my children
    Or a feral cat