Things I Would Rather Do Than Pack
Three kids. Two nights. Unpredictable weather.
- •Watch sportsThe kind with a ball or a puck
- •Drink a green smoothieVegetable flavour, not pistachio
- •Listen to you talk about your naturopathAnd say dumb stuff about how giving up sugar and gluten changed your life.
- •Watch paint dryAfter being spilled all over my hardwood floors
- •Bathe my childrenOr a feral cat