Things My Kids Can't Find Out
- •Ice cream sandwiches don't come with bites missing
- •The park doesn't give you a ticket if you take sticks or rocks homeSummary offence. Fine only. No prison time.
- •Pancakes and scrambled eggs are not dinner foodsWhat kind of overachieving psycho* has time to make that stuff for breakfast?
- •Many families regularly get out and do things before noon on Sundays
- •Mommy Chocolate Time isn't a real thing.In other houses.
- •*no offence to the overachieving-psycho community. Love you guys- just don't invite my kids for sleepovers.