Benji is my (just turned) seven-year-old
  1. Me: sorry I yelled, Benji. I was very frustrated and I lost my temper
  2. Benji: You really shouldn't yell when I do something bad. You should just speak in a stern voice.
  3. Me: Yes. I know. I am very sorry. I was wrong.
  4. Benji: The only time you are allowed to yell is when you are driving behind a bad driver or a driver who makes you wait a long time. Then you can yell "douchebag".