All hail the culinary Queen
  1. Whenever she puts anything into her mouth in a provocative way. So sensual, so seductive
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  2. When she was strangled in a cafe by villain Saatchi (only because it made us love her more and hate Saatchi)
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  3. When she was going to court about disgraceful Saatchi and she still managed to look poised and beautiful
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  4. When she wore a burkinki on holiday. Enough said
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  5. That time she "let her hair down at a charity do"
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  6. When she spoke for humans everywhere
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  7. When she snuck down to her kitchen in this sexy dressing gown and made herself a midnight snack (this actually happened several times in one of her series)
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  8. When she did her series Nigelissima and wore this top on nearly every episode, still trying to track it down to this day
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  9. When she was trying out some new beauty buys
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  10. When she showed us pictures of her travels in Thailand and said "happiness trumps good hair"
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  11. When she made pizza and ate it from a height. Also this cardigan became her signature look from 2009-2011
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  12. When she went on holiday with her deeply unattractive kids, which only revealed how beautiful she actually is and how not beautiful both of her children are
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  13. When she sold some young pictures of herself at Oxford to the press lololol
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  14. When she tried to appeal to our inner slob (it worked)
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  15. Whenever she uses any of her amazing utensils, such as the tiny spoon or her adorable mini sauce pan
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  16. When she did the Christmas shoot that resembled someone's winter wedding outfit on Eastenders
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