COSTUMES I HAVE WORN
I hate Halloween because I'm lazy and it's a lot of work.
- •Thing 2, 2009
- •Thing 2 (this time with a new Thing 1 and Cat in the Hat because my life was thrilling and scandalous), 2010
- •Hipster (before they were cool), circa 2012. Traffic cone not a part of this. Unsure what is happening.
- •Here I am with all of my hot friends, dressed up as Life. I handed out lemon heads all night. 2013.
- •Last year I was "Business in the front, party in the back". The drunk people did not get it. It didn't help that the balloons fell off.
- •2015 - the pinnacle of my lame costumes, I will be going out as "drowning in student loan debt". Pictures to come.