I hate Halloween because I'm lazy and it's a lot of work.
  1. Thing 2, 2009
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  2. Thing 2 (this time with a new Thing 1 and Cat in the Hat because my life was thrilling and scandalous), 2010
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  3. Hipster (before they were cool), circa 2012. Traffic cone not a part of this. Unsure what is happening.
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  4. Here I am with all of my hot friends, dressed up as Life. I handed out lemon heads all night. 2013.
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  5. Last year I was "Business in the front, party in the back". The drunk people did not get it. It didn't help that the balloons fell off.
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  6. 2015 - the pinnacle of my lame costumes, I will be going out as "drowning in student loan debt". Pictures to come.